Women's Killer Christmas

My wife and I have the same argument every Christmas. 

She believes a killer whale would wear a Santa hat on its head.
I believe nature doesn’t make mistakes — and neither do dorsal fins.

So I made a shirt, thus winning the argument.

• 3.6 oz./yd², 65/35 polyester/combed ring-spun USA premium cotton, 30 singles
• Heat-set to minimize shrinkage
• Slim fit
• Self-fabric collar
• Back neck tape
• Side seams
• Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem